Oh, there are so many. I will offer just one.
Today I was returning from the donut store with a well stocked trailer when, in a snitzy neighborhood on Capital Hill, I came upon a dumpster nearly full of stuff generated by a remodeling project. Of course I stopped to have a look and was rewarded with some useful stuff. Since a worker was standing nearby, before helping myself, I asked it that would be OK. He replied, "Take all you want, Sir."
Now I affirm to you dear reader, absent a white beard, no dumpster diver ever gets addressed as Sir.
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